As a black-belt martial artist in over 2 schools worldwide, I hear alot of talk about focusing or using "chi". Some claim it can be used to increase power, make yourself lighter or faster, or even act as a anti-persirent deoderant. In my many travels, I came upon the truth. Here is what my training has lead me to discover:
Chi: A variation of the word "cheese", used by customers when ordering in the drive-thru-like setting. A "customer" might say something like:
Could I get A D.Q.P. with Chi?
Translation: Might I partake in a delectable Double-Quarter-Pounder with Cheese?